What Not to Say in a Wedding Speech: 10 Cringe-Worthy Mistakes to Avoid
Giving a wedding speech is an honor — whether you're the best man, maid of honor, parent, or a close friend. You’ve got the mic, a captive audience, and the chance to add to one of the most memorable days of a couple’s life. But with great power comes great responsibility.
So, before you raise your glass and let the words fly, here’s a guide on what not to say in a wedding speech. Trust us, some things are better left unsaid.
1. “I never thought they’d make it…”
Even if it’s meant to be a joke, casting doubt on the couple’s relationship (past or present) is a hard no. The wedding is a celebration, not a roast.
2. Exes: Just Don’t
Mentioning past relationships — even in passing — is a recipe for awkward silence. Leave the ghosts of relationships past in the group chat, not the speech.
3. Inside Jokes No One Gets
A few shared laughs with the bride or groom are fine, but if 80% of your speech consists of stories only three people understand, you’ll lose the room quickly.
4. “I’m totally unprepared…”
Starting with “I didn’t really plan anything” or “I’m just going to wing it” doesn’t make you sound cool. It makes people brace for disaster. A little effort goes a long way.
5. Embarrassing Stories That Cross the Line
Sure, a light-hearted story is expected. But if it involves illegal activities, former flings, or questionable hygiene habits — keep it out of the speech and save it for the afterparty (or never).
6. “Marriage is hard…”
There’s a time and place for sober reflections on the complexities of marriage. This isn’t it. Aim to inspire, not to warn.
7. Too Many Drinks, Too Few Filters
Liquid courage can quickly turn into liquid cringe. If you’re giving a speech, save the shots for afterward. Slurred words and rambling tangents aren’t memorable in a good way.
8. Turning It Into Your Own Life Story
Yes, your connection to the couple is relevant. But this isn’t your autobiography. Keep the spotlight on the newlyweds.
9. Oversharing
Avoid giving details about how the couple met that they'd rather not have Grandma hear. A wedding speech isn’t the time to test everyone’s comfort zone.
10. Reading It All Off Your Phone (in Monotone)
Preparation is key, but eye contact and sincerity matter. If you're glued to your phone and reading like you're in a 9th-grade history class, it loses the personal touch.
Final Word
Your speech doesn’t have to be Oscar-worthy — it just needs to be heartfelt, respectful, and appropriate for all ages. Focus on warmth, authenticity, and a dash of humor. If in doubt, run it by a trusted friend or two beforehand.
And above all — remember: this is a moment that will live on in people’s memories (and likely in someone’s video footage), so make it count for the right reasons.
PS: The people pictured did nothing cringe-worthy.
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